Playoffs

Well, as we all know, the Cubs were swept in the first round. And it was glorious. I said this before to people, but I'm posting it here finally: If the Cubs win the world series, they will become the new Boston. Every jackass/douchebag/fucktard in America will buy a Cubs hat and you'll see them everywhere. And it's funny because this girl is crying.

I would also like to reference the last picture made in this post way back at the beginning of this blog.

Other bits of gloriousness I hope for in this postseason:
-Red Sox lose to the Rays; Kevin Youkalis and Dustin Pedroia die
-Phillies make it to the World Series but are swept by the Rays. I love it when Philadelphia sports teams experience crushing defeats.

A list of cities I hate:
1. Boston (self explanatory)
2. Philadelphia (a distant second, but only because Pat's Steaks pulls them down.)
3. Durham, NC (I bleed Carolina Blue)
4. Columbus, OH (Brady Quinn, 'nuff said.)
5. Baltimore (just not really a fan)
6. Ann Arbor, MI (what can I say, she's a whore)
7. Whatever city you're reading this from.