After being one of the major causes of the Mets' disastrous September collapese, Aaron Heilman was traded away to the Mariners. Today, he was traded again, from the Mariners to the Cubs:
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3866647
Suck a fatty, you stupid douche. I hope you single-handedly take down the Cubs this season. We'll all be better of for it.
