Reflections on the All Star Game

-Okay, bringing back these Hall of Famers is pretty cool.
-Wait...Ozzie Guillen isn't a Hall of Fame shortstop?
-Did Yogi Berra just call Joe Buck "Jack"?
-I hope Tim McCarver gets punched in the face by Joe Buck...or me.
-When did A-Rod leave the game?
-Joe Buck, who cares if you pronounced "Duchscherer" wrong? No one can do it right.
-Papelbon, this happened because you opened your mouth in New York.
-Edinson Volquez is really short.
-You dumb retards, Longoria is still on the bench.
-F*** Papelbon.
-Corey Hart came to bat with sunglasses at night playing. Someone's on the ball.
-The Giants' closer leads the N.L. in saves?
-See, I told you Longoria is still on the bench.
-It was an uncontested steal because that was obviously strike 3, you f***s!
-Did that fan try to let that ground rule double ball hit him that close to his junk?
-I hope Tim McCarver gets punched in the face by Joe Buck...or me.
-What the f*** is up with Ryan Dempster's delivery?
-F***, extra innings...
-I hope Tim McCarver gets punched in the face by Joe Buck...or me.
-We get it, there's no more A.L. position players; you've been saying this since before Evan Longoria entered as a pinch hitter. We know who's left in the bullpen; you've brought this up every inning.
-Way to tell us Lincecum is out of the hospital. I have a non-gay emotional attachment to him since I've been watching him pitch since he came up since my dad's a Giants fan and he called my attention to him, he's got some dirty stuff, but most importantly, he's on my keeper league fantasy team. Oh, and I just found this video on YouTube.
-I now want to punch both Tim McCarver and Joe Buck in the face.
-Dan Uggla for A.L. MVP: 0-2, GIDP w/ RISP, 2 errors
-F*** Tim McCarver, f*** the 11th+ innings, I'm going to bed.

The next morning...
-15 innings! Glad I went to bed when I did.
-Uggla still deserves the A.L. MVP: 0-4, 3 Ks, 6 LOB, 3 errors.
-Scott Kazmir got his first win since June 27.
-Joe Nathan and K-Rod both threw 8 pitches; Nathan recorded 1.0 IP while Frankie had 0.1 IP.
-F*** Tim McCarver.