Just like Richie Sexson did with this helmet, the Mariners tossed him away last week, citing "poor body language" in response to being benched. Most likely, he wanted to play the game drunk* and encouraged his teammates to join in. As a result, Riggleman took away his booze and sat him on the bench, causing Sexson to act frowny, or something. Obviously, a platoon of Miguel Cairo/Jose Vidro is the solution. On a related note, I didn't know either of these guys were still in the league.
*Let's face it, the Mariners are 20 games out of first and with K-Rod on pace for 1,000,072 saves this year, passing the Angels for the AL West is unlikely. Even passing the A's or Rangers is unlikely. So if you're going to lose, at least lose drunk. That's my strategy for flip cup and beer pong.
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