Paul Konerko's Drunk Again

Don't get me wrong, Paul Konerko is the most accomplished White Sox player of the 2000s. But the dude looks drunk/hungover all the time.
The stats back it up too. His batting average and OPS take a noticeable dip in day games. And if you've ever seen him in an interview, he's totally out of it. Well, Paulie, its worked for the past few years, so keep it up, I guess.

Then again, everyone can't be Rex Grossman:
Or Kyle Orton:

What We Be

We're not all about the Brewers here, even though we have a (possibly) hetero man-crush on several of their players. Maybe we're just inspired by our respective favorite teams.






Oh, and here are some pictures of my favorite Wang.