Paul Konerko's Drunk Again

Don't get me wrong, Paul Konerko is the most accomplished White Sox player of the 2000s. But the dude looks drunk/hungover all the time.
The stats back it up too. His batting average and OPS take a noticeable dip in day games. And if you've ever seen him in an interview, he's totally out of it. Well, Paulie, its worked for the past few years, so keep it up, I guess.

Then again, everyone can't be Rex Grossman:
Or Kyle Orton:

And Brauntysaurus is his Son

Brauny is such a steaming hunk of sex that he didn't even catch the ball and the kid in the advert is still licking his lips.

B Hall is God

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